Lib Tech

Ufo 95 2023

Are you tired of reading marketing copy that claims a ski will help you turn the whole mountain into your own personal playground? Well you're in luck! The Lib Tech UFO 95 Skis are actually designed to turn the playground into your own personal mountain! Yeah, that's right. Bring these skis down to the jungle gym at your local public and try riding them down the slide, or maybe just attach them to your feet while you swing across the monkey bars. You'll be amazed at how quickly parents start throwing rocks and insults at you. Real rocks, just like from a mountain! And real insults, just like your friends hit you with while you're skiing the resort together! If you're lucky enough to live in a snowy climate, the kids might even join in with some snowballs! Disclaimer: please do not try this. Just ride the skis at the terrain park at a ski resort. They're great.