J Skis

The Allplay "INVASION" Limited Edition 2026

They're baaaack! And this time they're pissed... at humans for not wearing enough sunblock at the beach! Seriously this is a real photo of me in the ocean while on a family vacation in Miami last year, look closely at the left ski! Obviously aliens are smarter than humans (they travel light speed!) so they understand the real dangers of exposure too to the sun. That's why they're abducting everyone not using sunblock. Yes, even sharks! I’m building only 350 pair of this out of this world Limited Edition graphic on The Allplay ski, and hand signing and numbering each so you have a one-of-a-kind ski like no one else! Get 'em before they're gone forever... just like the abductees! Designed by Steve Splonskowski at Fournine Design