J Skis

Team Skibladezzz "CATASTROPHE" 2026

I consulted our top tier tabby, the J Boss Cat, and he demanded these witty kitties get their rightful place on a pair of Team Skibladezzz!!! These friendly, furry, feline bearing bladezzz of fury are furreal!!! They feature real portraits of many J employees’ personal feline friends. The purrfect addition to every skiers quiver! Made with Nasa grade catnip technology, these bladezzz guarantee you go down in hisstory as the most radiclaw blader on the mountain!!! Only 300 made! Get yours meow before they’re gone forever, I’m not kitten!!!