CAPiTA

The Black Snowboard of Death 2016

The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people. Roughly 650 years later the plague has returned, a new strain known as the CAPiTA The Black Snowboard of Death. If you're feeling anxious for snow and experiencing hallucinations of popping through fresh pillows then you should pay a visit to your local resort immediately. The Black Snowboard of Death's only cure is fast tree runs, dropping cliffs and slashing spines.